Funny and inspiring quotes:
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.” – Wikiquote
“The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks.” – Douglas Adams
“A smooth sea never made a skilful mariner.” – Meaghan’s favourite proverb
“I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy it.” – Damian’s T-shirt
“Behind a frowning providence, he hides a smiling face” – William Cowper, Light Shining Out of Darkness
“A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future.” – Albert Einstein
”Better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt.” – Proverb
“Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns”
“Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.” – Wikiquote
